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  • "Pull over" or "pull-over"325

    A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. ***ing up beside her, he said, Pull over! No, she replied, a pair of socks!...

       Overcharge3000

    A pipe burst in a lawyers house, so he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the lawyer a bill for $600....

       Chicken soup5241

    A Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, I dont like chicken soup, bring something else. The hospital worker said, Its good for you, the doc...

       Visiting a chicken farm3182

    One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, a chick just got out of its eggshell. Its wonderful to see a little thing ***e o...

       Overcrowded moon3234

    A geography teacher once told her class, The moon is so large that several million people could live there. One boy started laughing, It sure must get crowded when its a crescent moon....

       Idiot2471

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       Charming Ending3672

    Young Lady: Your novel has a charming ending. Author: What do you think of the opening chapters? Young Lady: I have not got to them yet!...

       Dead Turtle11

    Mommy, my turtle is dead, the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said, Thats all right...