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  • Admission prices7215

    On a visit to the local theater, and elderly man asked for the admission prices. Balcony seats are $6 each, circle seats are $5 each, stalls are $4 each and the programs are 50 cents,...

       A burglar1773

    A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. You will get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant. No, no, no....

       One more cake4771

    The old lady was delighted with the gift the boy and brought her. Ill go round and see your mother tomorrow, she said, And Ill thank for this lovely pie. Um, if you dont mind, the boy...

       Much happier2467

    Captain: Are you happy now that you are in the Navy? Able Seaman Jack: Yes, sir. Captain: What were you before you came into the Navy? Able Seaman Jack: Much happier....

       Follow me5428

    A fat man in a cinema turned to a small boy behind him and asked, Cant you see, little chap? No, not a thing, replied the boy. Then keep your eye on me, and laugh when I do....

       Humor about retirement47

    OLD FOOTBALL pLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucket OLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine away OLD FRIDGE REpAIRMEN neve...

       Old Age Humor3513

    OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for six OLD DANCERS never die, they jus...

       Humor about the old5057

    OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the ground OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check out OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose the...