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  • Steven Wright on dogs361

    The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.Some people are afraid of heights.Not me, Im afraid of widths. I had a dog once.I spilled spot remover on him, and...

       A good chess player7202

    A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.He watched the game in astonishment for a while.I can hardly believe my eyes! he exclaimed.Thats the...

       You're Wrong1364

    A grocer is serving customers when he sees a small boy standing near an open box of sweet biscuits....

       778

    一外教教小朋友一个单词cat,老师让小朋友猜猜是什么,老师说:...

       A cat’s dictionary924

    purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness. purrverse: poem about a strange kitty. purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something. Human being: Automatic door opener for cats...

       A game of animal football4010

    The animals were bored.Finally, the lion had an idea.I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football.Ive seen it on T.V. He proceeded to describe it to the rest of t...

       He is a very smart dog873

    I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type.In the sad part, the dog cried his ey...

       Never talk to the parrot6582

    Mrs. peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldnt ac***modate her with an after-hours appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, Ill le...