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  • Guests for dinner7152

    The following is a true story. There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didnt stop sucking his thumb, hed get fat. Two...

       Go to the hospital1523

    Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, Congratulations sir, youre the fa...

       Naming your child1539

    There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a ***a. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. W...

       We have new babies77

    For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the moveme...

       Adults have learned1070

    Great truths about life that adults have learned Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. There is always alot to be thankful for if you take the time to look. For example:...

       Shopping for goods7299

    A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. Do you have Eyes of Blue and A Love Supreme? she asked. Well, no, answered the puzzled...

       Travel on the plane3468

    For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren.She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children....

       Worries about mad cow disease4129

    There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.They say it is spreading fast; I he...