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  • Mixed doubles79

    Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Please tell us something about it. Nick: Oh, sorr...

       Half or five tenths?4569

    Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: Id much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too much...

       Columbus’s telephone number4915

    Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451--1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can tell her, sir...

       Change7164

    A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests bac...

       The plural form of5385

    Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins....

       Three very tough mice5680

    Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, Im so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison! The second says, Well Im so...

       Grocery shopping1521

    A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her no. The lit...

       Delivering a baby3367

    A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother a...