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  • 恐怖英语笑话390

    一位父亲正在检查儿子的英语课本,突然谈翻到极其恐怖的一页:yes-爷死,nice-奶死,bus-爸死,mouth-妈死,,jeeps-姐不死,girls-哥儿死,最后是was-我死。他老爸在后面加了句kiss-气死。...

       英语作文一绝2314

    高中的时候 很多学校都有各种各样的模拟考 有一个人 他的英语很烂很烂 一次英文模拟考 作文题目是“A Dog” 结果那个人就这样写—— One day I see a dog. I said...

       英语笑话:俺还未偷汉子1130

    同学是某偏远地区的,英语发音一直不标准,老师英文也是发不准,所以学生更是一口地道的土腔英语。 话说同学的妹妹刚上初一,学英语的积极性狂高,每天早晨天不亮就开始朗读单词,这天像往常一样,继...

       经典的英文注释2743

    有些国家的名字如此浪漫 h.o.l.l.a.n.d 荷兰 hope our love lasts and never dies. 希望我们的爱永恒不变 i.t.a.l.y. 意大利 i trust and love you. 我相信你和爱你 l.i.b.y.a. 利比亚 love is beaut...

       Painting shows it all3265

    At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. What a great realist that painter is! he exclaimed. What painter? The one that painted this picture Soldiers at...

       New chemical warfare1704

    An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: Anyone knows the formula for water? Sure. Thats easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. What, what? reask...

       Flying near Athens2816

    As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: Whats that stuff on those hills? Just snow, replied the stewardess. Thats what I thought, said the...

       Jokes About the Elderly4739

    OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it Hz OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact OLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on... OLD ENGINEERS...